You like to assure mutual destruction.
What have you done with your life?
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Gandhi has declared war on you!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
Does anybody really care?
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
Let's go bowling!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
This is. Two. Taking command!
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