What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Warning! Warning!
Get out of here, Stalker!
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
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