BONUS!
Practice your inner autism.
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
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