You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
You've lasted for an entire week.
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
Congratulations! You exist!
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