Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
You like to assure mutual destruction.
Does anybody really care?
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
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Let's go bowling!
Admit it, you got this game for the DayZ mod.
Practice your inner autism.
You bought a free game.
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