I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
This was when InuYasha was born and fought the giant enemy crab.
Congratulations! You exist!
Our men are running from the battahfierd! Shamfur dispray!
Let's go bowling!
Practice your inner autism.
Separate names with a comma.