What have you done with your life?
Let the zombies hit the floor.
Practice your inner autism.
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Congratulations! You exist!
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