What have you done with your life?
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Congratulations! You exist!
Let's go bowling!
Practice your inner autism.
You've desecrated quite a few aliens in your time.
Gandhi has declared war on you!
Separate names with a comma.
