Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Let's go bowling!
Practice your inner autism.
Gandhi has declared war on you!
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
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