More like Rusty Farts!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
...until I found out the cake was a lie.
Let the zombies hit the floor.
Does anybody really care?
What twisted scenario have you created?
Congratulations! You exist!
You have heard quite a few conspiracies in your time.
Let's go bowling!
Practice your inner autism.
You have a fever. And the only prescription is more Freeman!
This is. Two. Taking command!
Warning! Warning!
Get out of here, Stalker!
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