Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You have one less year to live!
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
You've lasted for an entire week.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
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Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Congratulations! You exist!
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