You've been here for a month. What have you accomplished?
10 messages posted. You must like it here!
You've lasted for an entire week.
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.
I hope this isn't your first day on the Internet.
Yo dawg, I herd you like points, so I put points in your points so you can gain points while you gain points.
Congratulations! You exist!
You have a Facebook account? Why are you here?
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